GROW YOUR BEARD BECAUSE YOU CAN, BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOU MORE POWERFUL, BECAUSE IT MAKES YOUR WARM, BECAUSE SOME LADIES LOVE IT, BECAUSE YOU DISLIKE SHAVING, BECAUSE YOU CAN ENJOY A BEARDSHAMPOO, BECAUSE BEARDS BEAT BATTLESTAR GALLACTICA, BEARDS CAN GIVE YOU A PRESTIGIOUS LOOK, BECAUSE THEY WERE DAWNED BY WARRIORS, BECAUSE THEY CAN BE A TOPIC OF CONVERSATION, BECAUSE YOU CAN PRESERVE SOME INDEPENDENCE, BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU COULDN’T, BECAUSE YOU CAN GIVE A ‘SUP’ NOD TO A FELLOW BEARD, BECAUSE BALDING DOESN’T OCCUR ON THE FACE, BECAUSE YOUR DAD DID IT, BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS HAS ONE, BECAUSE ITS ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY, BECAUSE IT INCREASES FUEL ECONOMY, BECAUSE IT GIVES YOU SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT, BECAUSE IT MAKES YOUR SMILE WORTH WHILE, BECAUSE IT TRAPS FOOD PREVENTING STAINS, BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU MORE PHILOSOPHICAL, BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS WANTED ONE, BECAUSE ITS FREE, BECAUSE IT SLOWS THE ONSET OF CONFORMITY, BECAUSE IT MAY HIDE YOUR WEAK JAW, BECAUSE IT MAY STRENGTHEN YOUR JAW, BECAUSE THE DENTIST FEARS IT, BECAUSE LITTLE KIDS WONDER WHAT IT IS, AND DO IT BECAUSE WE BEARD
Monday, December 6, 2010
"FOR THE RECOGNITION OF THE MYSTICAL POWERS AND AURA THE BEARD BRINGS TO THOSE UNDER ITS PROTECTION AND GUIDANCE"
To those walking the path of the beard, we congratulate you, and to those who seek to join the beardrin we welcome you. The path of the beard is a journey into the unknown for many as its shape, form and consistency can vary. What is known is that it will bring upon you and those around you a sense of pride and majestic energy similar to that of a Norse god. The “beardless believers” will attempt to dissuade you from the righteous path of the beard, but this is but a thorn in the bearded field. Do not fear if you are one without the capacity for dawning a powerful beard, we commend those who live in the spirit of the beard.
This is an initiative attempting to promote the fundamentals of the bearded individual; a person(s) who fear not the reprisals of the common. Therefore the bearded is not limited to those who possess the ability to grow but to those who are wiling to take risks associated with walking outside the constraints of their daily regime.