Because we Beardcember

GROW YOUR BEARD BECAUSE YOU CAN, BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOU MORE POWERFUL, BECAUSE IT MAKES YOUR WARM, BECAUSE SOME LADIES LOVE IT, BECAUSE YOU DISLIKE SHAVING, BECAUSE YOU CAN ENJOY A BEARDSHAMPOO,  BECAUSE BEARDS BEAT BATTLESTAR GALLACTICA, BEARDS CAN GIVE YOU A PRESTIGIOUS LOOK, BECAUSE THEY WERE DAWNED BY WARRIORS, BECAUSE THEY CAN BE A TOPIC OF CONVERSATION, BECAUSE YOU CAN PRESERVE SOME INDEPENDENCE, BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU COULDN’T, BECAUSE YOU CAN GIVE A ‘SUP’ NOD TO A FELLOW BEARD, BECAUSE BALDING DOESN’T OCCUR ON THE FACE, BECAUSE YOUR DAD DID IT, BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS HAS ONE,  BECAUSE ITS ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY, BECAUSE IT INCREASES FUEL ECONOMY, BECAUSE IT GIVES YOU SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT, BECAUSE IT MAKES YOUR SMILE WORTH WHILE, BECAUSE IT TRAPS FOOD PREVENTING STAINS, BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU MORE PHILOSOPHICAL, BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS WANTED ONE, BECAUSE ITS FREE, BECAUSE IT SLOWS THE ONSET OF CONFORMITY, BECAUSE IT MAY HIDE YOUR WEAK JAW, BECAUSE IT MAY STRENGTHEN YOUR JAW, BECAUSE THE DENTIST FEARS IT, BECAUSE LITTLE KIDS WONDER WHAT IT IS, AND DO IT BECAUSE WE BEARD